Three things that suck as a freelance English copywriter

Working as an English copywriter ain’t easy. It’s challenging under the best of circumstances. It can also be a nightmare when you don’t get the information you need to do your job effectively. There are many challenging aspects to copywriting. Here are three things that suck as a freelance English copywriter working in Seoul.

One of the things that sucks as a freelance English copywriter—clients who don’t know their audience

To be an effective copywriter, you need to connect with the audience. You need to identify their pain points. Then you must show how the product or service you’re writing about will ease those pain points. Even if you have a great product, you won’t sell it if it doesn’t appeal to the audience.

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When I began learning about copywriting, something really resonated with me. You can’t sell to an uninterested audience. No matter how effective, innovative, or cheap, you can’t sell me a self-cleaning litter box. Why? I don’t have a cat. No amount of persuasive prose will get me to buy a self-cleaning litter box. But if you can convince me that you can train dogs to use the same litterbox—then you may have a customer. 

The perfect example of this is crowd-funding sites. Thousands of products are marketed daily, but only a handful get funded. I’ve backed a few of these projects—the ones that appeal to me. But I ignore the vast majority of them because they don’t relieve a pain point in my life. The campaign page doesn’t convince me the product will benefit me.

When you get hired as a freelance copywriter, you must understand the client’s audience. If you can’t do that, you can’t do your job. But clients don’t always know their audience. Or they think they do—but they don’t. Without an accurate understanding of the target audience, writing compelling copy is tough.

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You have to know why your product or service might appeal to your target audience

As a freelance copywriter, you’re often expected to write copy with little to no information about the product or the audience. Writing compelling copy is very challenging if the client can’t tell you about their audience. 

Furthermore, products and services will likely appeal to different audiences. And what appeals to one audience won’t appeal to another in the same way. This happens even though you’re marketing the same product or service. 

Considering marketing your self-cleaning litter box as an elegant solution to an unpleasant task? That might sound great, but it won’t appeal to a busy pet owner. But marketing it as a time-saving device that’ll keep their pet healthy and their home odor-free will. Yet the first approach may work with well-to-do clients who see cleaning a litter box as beneath them. 

You have a niche and are used to writing to that general audience (i.e., cat owners). But your new client’s audience may be very different from the broad audience in your niche. If your client can’t tell you what these differences are, you’re going to struggle to connect with that audience.

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The worst part is if the client doesn’t like the copy or if it doesn’t perform, the copywriter gets the blame. You can’t be an effective copywriter without the proper tools.

Another thing that sucks as a freelance English copywriter—clients who can’t explain what they want

Sometimes, clients know exactly what they want—but can’t convey it. It’s even worse when they don’t know what they want. Oof! They know they need to revise their website. They may know what’s wrong (or not), but they can’t explain their new vision. After all, they’re likely employing a copywriter for a reason. They’re looking for someone experienced in conveying ideas to an audience. If the client could do that themselves, they probably wouldn’t need you. 

Thus, it can be challenging to explain exactly what they want. An excellent way to get around this problem is to produce something—anything. Submit it, but with the understanding that it is only a draft, and subject to revision. Then, you have a starting point. 

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The client can tell you what they like and don’t like. That’ll give you more information on which direction to go in. Even copy that is ultimately rejected is useful. It helps the copywriter understand what approach not to take. Sometimes, it allows the client to better explain what they want. 

Often, a client will have a clear picture in their head of what they want, but they can’t articulate it. But they know it when they see it. And they can sure tell you when you haven’t delivered it.

Critiquing something in front of you is much easier than creating something new. I find it much easier to review and edit someone else’s work. Editing my writing after a time has passed is easier than writing something from scratch.

Clients looking for mind readers is another thing that sucks as an English copywriter

The danger is that if you submit copy the client is entirely unsatisfied with, they may not see it as progress. They may see it as poor copy and decide to end your agreement. If you encounter a client who complains about “a string of bad copywriters,” proceed with caution. Their inability to express themselves or their vision may be the problem.

A woman, with her finger on her chin while looking at her laptop, perhaps trying to read her client's mind—one of the things that suck as a freelance English copywriter

Even worse is when you have a client who doesn’t know what they want. This client will use very vague terms. They’ll use phrases like “and stuff like that,” “like this, but different,” or “you know what I mean.” These clients are the toughest to work for. They don’t know what they want and can’t tell you.

They’ll criticize your copy but won’t be able to explain what they don’t like about it. They’ll use vague criticisms like, “This copy isn’t”

  • “What I wanted.”
  • “The kind of copy I expected.”
  • “Like such-and-such brand.”

Often, these clients have seen copy or a design from somewhere else that appealed to them. Maybe it’s related to their product/service, or maybe it isn’t. But it spoke to them, so they assume it is universally effective and will work for their product/service. 

But they can’t identify what they like about the copy. They don’t know how it may (or may not) work for their product/service. Clients like this think that “Just do it!” or “1,000 songs in your pocket” are slogans any copywriter should be able to come up with on the spot. 

I shudder thinking how many iterations of those slogans there were. Consider how much money and how many people were involved in their creation? How much time did those marketers invest in their craft? How many years of experience did they have before coming up with those slogans?

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Complicated products or services

This problem is sometimes related to the previous issues. The client may know their audience and what they want. But you may not understand their product/service. Some products are easy to understand and have very straightforward uses.

But some products/services are interconnected with other products/services from your client. Getting your hands on the product isn’t helpful if you don’t know how to use it. 

Say you’re writing about tax accounting software for large corporations. If your expertise is small business tax accounting, the software may be overwhelming. Without legitimate data, you won’t be able to test and understand all the features. Software that connects to government funding may not allow setting up dummy accounts. That means you won’t be able to test those features.

But what if corporate tax accounting is your niche, yet you can’t test-drive this software? You may struggle to comprehend how it differs from other options on the market or how it’s superior. Things can be further complicated if the software is for use in another country. It’s unlikely you’ll be familiar with corporate tax law in that country.

I work for two different SaaS clients. Both of them offer many software options. I do what I can to educate myself about their products. But even after almost a year, I still only have a basic understanding of how people use their products. The software solutions are incredibly complex and detailed. That makes them challenging to fully understand.

Getting a quick yet thorough understanding of a product/service as a freelance copywriter isn’t easy. Without a solid understanding of how customers use the product/service, writing copy that lands is tricky. 

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Specializing in an area may limit your opportunities, but you’ll have a better chance of nailing those gigs

This is why so many people gravitate towards a niche. And while that can help alleviate some of these issues, it also limits the jobs you can take. Even if you have a niche, that niche may still be quite varied.

As a teacher of 25 years, obviously, the areas I’m most comfortable writing about are language and education. But I spent all my teaching career teaching English as a Foreign Language—most of that at a university. 

It’s tough for me to write about kindergarten, the European school system, or subjects other than language learning. Choosing a niche doesn’t guarantee you’ll know everything you need to write compelling copy for a client.

I still need guidance from my clients. I need information about their audience. They need to share the benefits of their product, their brand image, and guidelines. Without those, I can’t do my job effectively.

That’s why the first two things I wrote in this post are so important. Take a client who doesn’t know their audience and can’t tell you exactly what they want. You won’t be able to fully understand the product/service you’re supposed to write about. You can see how that is a recipe for disaster.

It’s a different ball game when clients know their audience and can tell you what they want. They give you the information you need to craft compelling, effective copy. Even when you don’t fully understand their product/service, this is possible.

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A challenging job—even more so without the information you need

As a copywriter, it’s my job to do my best to understand the client, their audience, and their product/service as best I can. Initial questionnaires can help—but only if the client knows the answers. For questionnaires to be effective, clients must consider the questions carefully. They must also fill them out in full. Otherwise, you won’t get the information you need.

But even when they don’t answer the questionnaire fully, they still expect you to do a proper job. Experienced copywriters may be able to use general themes and formats to write acceptable copy. But it’s unlikely that copy will resonate as well with the target audience as well crafted copy. That’s copy that’s written with full knowledge of the audience and product. It also comes with clear directions from the client.

What are your biggest challenges as a freelance copywriter? What are the things that suck as a freelance English copywriter for you? I’d love to hear about them in the comments!

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